Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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