After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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