I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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