What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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