Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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