the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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