Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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