Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We left the knife in your bed.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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