Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Do I have a choice?
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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