I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My vagina is officially offended.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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