i just had sex bonerless
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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