So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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