i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
