You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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