are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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