we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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