Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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