I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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