Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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