Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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