My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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