I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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