with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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