You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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