Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm eating all of the evidence.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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