i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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