she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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