So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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