i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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