whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
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I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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