at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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