And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
