love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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