Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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