How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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