that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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