im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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