And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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