Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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