apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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