out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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