i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
