Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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