Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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