I think i peed on brittanys purse
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
ttyl tear gas
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I will pee on everything he values.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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