when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
