On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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