id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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