Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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