Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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