Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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