so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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