I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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