He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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