TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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