I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
